B4D-TP: Hello, traveler! Wanna play a deadly game of chance?
B4D-TP: Ha, sucker! I say "chance", but I can't possibly lose -- and when I win I take everything you own! Ooo -- I am baaaad! But to make it feel like a game I'll go first. All you can do is wait your turn. Now, I've got two guns here -- one's fully loaded and the other has no bullets at all -- this one's for me and that one... no, wait, this one... no, that one... wait, this one's for me... Oh, let me check. (shoots itself)
B4D-TP: ... Other way around...