(Vault Hunter accepts the mission.)
Mal: Hi! I've come to a realization! I now see that humanity doesn't come from wearing clothes, or having a face made of flesh -- on Pandora, humanity means trying to kill other humans! So, die!
(Mission objectives update: Defeat Mal)
Mal: Thank you for helping me! Once I've murdered you, I will truly be a human being!
(Vault Hunter fights Mal.)
Mal: You're fighting back -- a very human instinct!
Mal: I think I am doing very well in this fight!
Mal: I am trying very hard to win!
Mal: If I were alive, my adrenaline would be pumping!
Mal: I can't wait to eat food!
(Vault Hunter defeats Mal.)
Mal: Ow! That hurt! Wait. Humans feel pain! I felt pain! That must mean I'm human!
Mal: (singing) I'm hu-man! I'm hu-man! Yay! This is the best day of my life!
(Mission objectives update: TURN IN!)
(Vault Hunter turns in the mission to Mal.)
Mal: By the way, that fight was very fun! Please feel free to come back so we may do it again!