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(Accept Mission)

Nakayama: Hey. My name is Professor Nakayama -- I've got an URGENT message for Jack, but Zarpedon's troops locked me in the detention facility. Could you do me a solid and rescue me?


(Attempt to open Nakayama's cell)

Hyperion: Unknown user detected. Authorization denied.

Nakayama: Use that terminal to open the door -- quickly! Jack needs to hear what I have to say!


(Use console)

Dahl Soldier: Who's using this terminal? Give me your authorization code.

  • Athena (if present): Uhhh...
  • Wilhelm (if present): Uhhh...
  • Nisha (if present): Uhhh...
  • Claptrap (if present): Uhhh...
  • Jack2 (if present): Uhmmmm...
  • Aurelia (if present): Uhmm, see, the thing is --

Dahl Soldier: Who is this? Give me your rank and serial number!

  • Athena (if present): Screw it.
  • Wilhelm (if present): Ah, hell with it!
  • Nisha (if present): Eff this.
  • Claptrap (if present): Ah, to heck with it!
  • Jack2 (if present): Aw, whatever, screw this.
  • Aurelia (if present): I grow tired of this.


(Shoot terminal)

Nakayama: Yaaay! I like you.

  • Nakayama (to Jack2): Oh my god. You look like him. You look... beautiful! Hnnnggggg, I --

Dahl Soldier: All troops converge on the detention center! We have a breakout!

Nakayama: AHHH! Jack HAS to get my message -- you have to defend me!

Nakayama: Oh god, they're gonna kill us all! Just defend me while I upload the message -- so long as Jack receives it, I won't have died in vain!


(Nakayama is shot)

Nakayama: Oww! Is this what getting shot feels like?


(Kill all soldiers)

Nakayama: I'm done uploading the message! Just hit the transmit button!


(Use console)

Hyperion: Sending message from: Professor Nakayama, to: Jack.

Nakayama: And now we play the waiting game.


(Turn in)

Nakayama: Thanks again, for -- OH GOD I JUST REALIZED HOW CLOSE I CAME TO DYING. AHHHHH! I'M HYPERVENTILATING! SOMEBODY HOLD ME!

  • Athena (if present): No.
  • Wilhelm (if present): No.
  • Nisha (if present): Nah.
  • Claptrap (if present): NO!
  • Jack2 (if present): No thank you.
  • Aurelia (if present): Of course! Oh, just kidding, under no circumstances would WE be friends.

Nakayama: Hnnnnng.

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