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(Approach Dunks)

Dunks Watson: This is gonna be EPIC! People will sing SONGS about this slammajam!

Tog: Uh, the kid's got spirit, but it'll all be for nothin' if he can't find a ball!


(Accept mission)

Dunks Watson: GAME TIME! I'm fixing to perform the most badassinest slam dunk in the history of the game, but I lost my lucky ball. Could you find it for me?


(Approach ball, fight Lunatics)

Tog: Looks like the Vault Hunter's bullets are making a full-court press into that bad guy's face!

Dunks Watson: That's how you play the game, friend. You gotta go hard, take it to the hole, and get what's yours.


(Pick up ball)

Tog: The Vault Hunter found your ball, Dunks!

Dunks Watson: Excellent play. Team effort. Bring it back here and we'll take this game to the next level.


(Deliver ball)

Dunks Watson: Now it's time to slam AND jam.

Tog: Dunks is lining up. Let's see if he can get the height he needs to perform what scientists have dubbed, "The Ultimate Slam Dunk".

Dunks Watson: Let's do this.

Dunks Watson: BASKETBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

  • Athena (if present): Uhh...
  • Wilhelm (if present): Uhh...
  • Nisha (if present): Heh-heh.
  • Claptrap (if present): He really believed in himself!
  • Jack2 (if present): Yeeeeah. So. He's gone.
  • Aurelia (if present): Hah!

Tog: Dunks Watson has jumped SO high he broke Elpis's gravitational pull! A truly monumentous day for b-ball, any way you put it.


(Turn in)

Tog: With Dunks gone, we'll need a new athlete to show the world their stuff!

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