Dunks Watson: This is gonna be EPIC! People will sing SONGS about this slammajam!
Tog: Uh, the kid's got spirit, but it'll all be for nothin' if he can't find a ball!
Dunks Watson: GAME TIME! I'm fixing to perform the most badassinest slam dunk in the history of the game, but I lost my lucky ball. Could you find it for me?
(Approach ball, fight Lunatics)
Tog: Looks like the Vault Hunter's bullets are making a full-court press into that bad guy's face!
Dunks Watson: That's how you play the game, friend. You gotta go hard, take it to the hole, and get what's yours.
(Pick up ball)
Tog: The Vault Hunter found your ball, Dunks!
Dunks Watson: Excellent play. Team effort. Bring it back here and we'll take this game to the next level.
Dunks Watson: Now it's time to slam AND jam.
Tog: Dunks is lining up. Let's see if he can get the height he needs to perform what scientists have dubbed, "The Ultimate Slam Dunk".
Dunks Watson: Let's do this.
Dunks Watson: BASKETBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!
- Athena (if present): Uhh...
- Wilhelm (if present): Uhh...
- Nisha (if present): Heh-heh.
- Claptrap (if present): He really believed in himself!
- Jack2 (if present): Yeeeeah. So. He's gone.
- Aurelia (if present): Hah!
Tog: Dunks Watson has jumped SO high he broke Elpis's gravitational pull! A truly monumentous day for b-ball, any way you put it.
Tog: With Dunks gone, we'll need a new athlete to show the world their stuff!