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(to do: Aurelia's quotes)


(Approach T13L3R)

(Randomly, says one of the following)

T13L3R: I can’t reach! I’m Claptrap’s impotent rage.

T13L3R: Who put it way up there? That’s too high!

T13L3R: Who would’ve put that mic so high?

Mission card: You are not your current mission.

(Accept mission)

T13L3R: Welcome to Byte Club! The first rule of Byte Club is: TELL EVERYONE ABOUT BYTE CLUB! Seriously. No one knows about it. Thing is, I can’t reach the microphone. Can you go use that microphone?

  • Athena (if present): Leave it to me.
  • Nisha (if present): Sure. Watch.
  • Wilhelm (if present): Yeah, okay.
  • Claptrap (if present): I’ll give it my all, buddy!
  • Jack2 (if present): Uh, yeah, I can use a mic. Trained actor.
  • Aurelia (if present): (missing)

T13L3R: Who put it way up there? That’s too high!


(Approach mic)

T13L3R: Great! Now go ahead and tell everyone about Byte Club! Go on! “Down with conformity,” tell them! “There might be brownies,” tell them!


(Use mic)

  • Athena (if present): Attention, denizens of this, uh, “mind” -- Byte Club is in session. Sign up! Or don’t. You’re call.
  • Nisha (if present): Y’all like bytes? Y’all like clubs? We got both. Come sign up.
  • Wilhelm (if present): Byte Club. Sign up. If you want.
  • Claptrap (if present): Attention, my mind and all the incredible stuff in it: Byte Club is a thing! Who knew? Sign up now!
  • Jack2 (if present): Uhhh -- Byte Club. Uh, whatever. Sign up, I guess? Or don’t? Uh… okay. Drrropping the mic.
  • Aurelia (if present): (missing)

T13L3R: Now, we just wait for everyone to show up.


(Approach T13L3R)

4L50-T13L3R: You’ve got the rules wrong, you idiot! That’s the SECOND rule! First rule is: no punching!


(Turn in)

T13L3R: Now THAT’S the guy I wanna be!

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