Tassiter: Hey. Assholes. The board, for whatever reason, has decided to allocate some supplies for you. They've bought some loot from a Pandoran arms dealer which is being shipped to Helios now.
Jack: Oh, well that's just wonderful -- the board's on my side! Vault Hunters, get to the turrets and defend those arms shipments.
(Arrive at last jump pad before turret)
Tassiter: You've made it -- color me surprised and nauseated. Get to the supply platform to protect that delivery.
(Arrive at supply platform OR Restart mission from console)
Tassiter: The board of directors sent you some supplies. The supply container is stuck in the space junk. Make sure it doesn't get blown up, ingrate.
Jack: Just go ahead and bring out a worker bot and defend it while it pulls in the shipping container.
(Summon worker bot)
Jack: Alright, get on that turret and protect the worker bot while it brings the container back in.
Jack: Buncha debris in the bot's way -- better clear it out.
Hyperion: Bot path obstructed. Please clear path.
Hyperion: Dahl fighters spotted. Destroy them.
Jack: The debris! Blast the space junk!
Hyperion: Shipment is being damaged.
Tassiter: They're hitting the shipment, genius.
Jack: They're whailing on the shipment pretty hard there, chief.
Hyperion: Shipment integrity failing.
(Shipment damaged - second and further attempts)
Tassiter: Why are you letting them attack the shipment?
Jack: If you don't protect the shipment, Tassiter will keep saying dickish stuff.
Tassiter: Do you try to be this incompetent or is it hereditary?
Jack: Case in point.
Tassiter: You're screwing up, to no one's surprise.
Jack: The shipment's taking damage! Come on, I'm gonna lose support with the board of directors if this shipment doesn't make it!
(Destroyed 2 patrols)
Hyperion: Further Dahl patrols incoming.
(Destroyed 4 more patrols)
Hyperion: Final wave of Dahl fighters have arrived. Finish them.
Hyperion: Meteors incoming.
(Destroyed 3 meteors)
Tassiter: More meteors coming -- blast them if you aren't too distracted by all the pretty lights.
(Destroyed 6 more meteors)
Jack: Got more meteors coming in!
Jack: Protect the bot -- c'mon, you can do this. You're cool.
Jack: Yeah! You got guns, I got the board of directors on my side... You know, apart from the fact that tons of people died, today's just... awesome.