Faster than the Speed of Love is a side mission in Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty.



  • Drive through the start marker
  • Reach waypoint 1
  • Reach waypoint 2
  • Reach waypoint 3
  • Reach waypoint 4
  • Reach waypoint 5
  • Reach final waypoint


Completion must occur within 2:15 minutes.


"A corpse is now attracted to you. So there's that."


The name of this section is a reference to cartoon dog Brian (Family Guy) Griffin's execrable novel, which was touted in the show as 'the worst selling book of all time' despite being backed by Oprah.


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