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Faster than the Speed of Love is a side mission in Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty.
- Drive through the start marker
- Reach waypoint 1
- Reach waypoint 2
- Reach waypoint 3
- Reach waypoint 4
- Reach waypoint 5
- Reach final waypoint
Completion must occur within 2:15 minutes.
"A corpse is now attracted to you. So there's that."
The name of this section is a reference to cartoon dog Brian (Family Guy) Griffin's execrable novel, which was touted in the show as 'the worst selling book of all time' despite being backed by Oprah.