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Parentheses indicate Krieg's inner voice speaking.

Borderlands 2[]

When joining a game

While Raving Retribution is active

  • Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!
  • I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore, and I smell the crying... AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY!
  • Keep your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! Oh, there's no time to cry... We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night... You won't make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU'RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!!
  • Pitiful people prepare, plead plentifully plentiful platitude phenomenal patriot pounds, poundingly perverse puppets pulping, pleasantly, putrid pasties.
  • Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!
  • I can't see her anymore... She was so clear and bright... but the blood is in my eyes, and now I can only watch the ocean of blood... Its waves crash against my forehead again and again, AND I JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SURF!!
  • You're gonna scream, just like she did; open mouth, open heart, blood and noise forever piercing my skull, poisoning me with its psychopathic purple liquid. We watched it all, and felt the knife edge split down the middle... CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
  • I'll never forget the way her holes cried... The way she screamed in agony as she pushed the knife slowly into my sternum... Such a beautiful symphony of feelings, and at the end of it, she was so much greater! My operatic diva of flesh and steel!!
  • I'm gonna kill you all, I'm gonna kill your friends and your family, I'm gonna track down your grandparents and turn them inside-out, nobody can stop the blood train that will turn your loved ones into a red splatter across the tracks of humanity!
  • Box cover, box cover! I'm the one who eats the stardom! I'm the hero of all the villains! You can't swallow my morality like a lollipop pill! I'll run around your mind and set the world record with my meat sleeves!
  • This is my favorite song! Dance to the drum beat of the ballistic, fetishistic, sadistic piss-stick! Let the bullets scrape me clean and never, ever, ever flash a sassy eye at the good doctor!
  • There is no me, there is no you! There is only the never ending spit and bile of combat! The twenty-four hour murder spree of shining metal! I drink the blood and eat the loot and breathe the numbers, because I! AM! A MONSTER! NOW AND FOREVER!
  • (The voices said 'empty, hollow and thud'. The voices said 'empty, hollow and thud'.) THE VOICES SAID 'EMPTY, HOLLOW AND THUD'!!

When activating Buzz Axe Rampage

When activating Buzz Axe Rampage with having more than 33% health

When killing multiple enemies

When Release the Beast is available

When Crippled

When activating "Light the Fuse"

When Pull the Pin is activated

When getting Critical Kills

After killing a badass (or higher) enemy

When getting a Second Wind with "Light The Fuse"

When getting vehicle kills

When Silence the Voices activates (Self Damage)

When reviving an ally

When gaining stacks of Salt the Wound

When revived or being revived

On earning a Second Wind

While idle

Completing a Challenge

Out of Ammo

Comparing Items

Looking at Skill Trees

Spotting Health

Spotting a badass

  • HERE COMES THE BAD TIMES!!
  • I'm gonna swallow your throat, badass!
  • I can't wait to taste your lungs!
  • I'll show you what a real badass is!
  • I see meat muscles!
  • Don't cry when I pull your lungs out through your chest!
  • Come to me wrath sponge!
  • Splash your blood all over me!
  • Somebody delivered a FEAST!!
  • I want to hear you scream!
  • (This one, we can kill.)

When set on fire

When hit by friendly fire

When turning into a Badass Psycho Mutant

When using "Redeem the Soul"

When finding rare loot

On gaining a level

  • I heard a ding!
  • I'm rising!
  • All I see is red!
  • This pleasure is agony!
  • I'm overflowing!
  • [short, maniacal laughter]
  • I want to crush something!
  • Gun time, fun time!
  • Do you hear that?!
  • I AM DEATH!
  • (Nearly as good as getting paid.)

When making a high jump in a vehicle

  • Looks like them puke boys are in a peck of trouble!
  • Somebody catch me!
  • Ugh, fine! I'll make the sky bleed!
  • FLYING!!!
  • I can't breathe!

When gaining Elemental Elation stacks

  • Bigger mag, better pain!
  • Stack the frenzy! (Say this with two different styles, the other with a calm voice and the other with a more angry tone with the added words: "Do it!" after)
  • Burning, melting goodness
  • When my powers combine!
  • Melt for me, pastycakes!
  • Melt in my mouth!

When Numbed Nerves activates

  • Cauterize the wound!

When accumulating bloodlust stacks

  • (This is kinda awful... but mostly awesome...)
  • I smell a little drop!
  • BLOOD CONCERTO!!!
  • Paper cut...
  • I love it when you bleed at me!
  • It's a bloody business, Bates!
  • I lust for your blood!
  • [Snarling] Hemophilia!
  • Salt... good GOD where's my salt?!
  • I feel the crimson!
  • Blood on the dirt!
  • The crimson mist is so nutritious!
  • What a fantastic blood boy I've become!
  • Bloody sand, GIVE ME BACK MY SKULL!

Issuing a duel challenge

  • Friendship is hate!
  • I'll give you something to cry about!
  • LOOK AT ME!
  • You'll never choke ME down!
  • I am NOT your friend!
  • (Don't kill this one, they are not deserving.)

Receiving a duel challenge

  • That's more like it!
  • Thank you!
  • Yeeeeessss, AGAIN!
  • Thanks for the face pain!
  • (Don't kill them, this is just for fun, for fun...)

Losing a duel

  • It feels perfect!
  • I've got to stop.
  • I didn't mean it!
  • Feels different this time!
  • It's the end... But the meat has been prepared!

Stalemate at a duel

Winning a duel

  • Feels so right!
  • You're making me giddy!
  • While there's life, there's meat!
  • You were fantastic. SO WAS I!!!
  • (Teasingly) You should've ruuuun!

Colliding with another player's vehicle (Or a Caravan)

  • Beep Beep!
  • Bad song in horrible award-winning movie!
  • Eat me!

Opening a chest

  • What an amazing chest, Gwynevere!
  • Crack the ribcage to get the goodies!
  • Violence knick-knacks!
  • My pain-toys!
  • I want what's insiiide yoouuu!
  • Gimme your guts, metal box!
  • What sweet meats do you have today?
  • Look at all the death-trinkets!
  • I'll keep it all inside me..
  • Show me your loot-soul!
  • Nahah, it's like Arbor Day!
  • I wanna see sunset colors!
  • I've opened puppies faster than this!
  • Shoot and loot and loot and shoot.
  • I need you so bad..
  • (I've always loved getting paid.. especially in loot.)

In Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

  • SMELLS LIKE HOME! (entering Unassuming Docks)
  • I'LL CRACK YOUR MIND AND BEAT YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH! (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)
  • THE FINGER PUPPETS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST ME! (breaking fingers during Critical Fail)
  • THE MIND FLAYERS ARE AT IT AGAIN! THE PUZZLING PAIN! (when presented the cube puzzle in Mines of Avarice)
  • RAFT! (When guessing the Dwarven password)
  • MEAT.... (entering Hatred's Shadow)
  • Rolling a Dice Chest once
    • "IT'S A BOUNCY LOOT GOD THAT I PRAY TO!"
    • "RIVER ROLLING! ROLLING! ROLLING!"
    • "TOO MANY SIDES! TOO MUCH TO COUNT!"
    • "THE NUMBERS BRING THE HORRID PAIN STABS!"
    • "NNNGH, SHOW ME YOUR MATH-TASTIC INSIDES!"
  • Rolling a Dice Chest twice
    • "TWO? TWOOOOOO?"
    • "IT'S A DOUBLE TIME POUND SOUND!"
    • "WHY AREN'T YOU THREE LIKE YOUR BROTHER?!"
    • "I'M COMING FOR YOU, LADY LUCK! WITH A HATCHET!"
  • "NUMBERS FOREVER!"

Dropping the Crit

  • HANDS STILL SLICK FROM THE KILL...
  • WHOOPS!
  • ARGH!
  • DAMN!
  • DROPPED IT!
  • IT ESCAPED MY FINGER PRISON!

In Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre

  • SHE'S WAITING FOR A SUCKLE AT THE TEAT OF EXPLOSION CHIVALRY! (words of encouragement for Ed)
  • (when tasting whiskey):
    • MORE JUICE!
    • BUT I ORDERED GOAT'S BLOOD!
    • MOTHER'S MIIIIIILK!
  • YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD, SO DEAD-DEAD-DEAD-DEAD! (to make the baby cry)
  • THE TINY ONE AND THE SAD-FACED MOTHER AND THE BLUE TATTOO FOREVER AND EVER! (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Krieg's life)
  • SMOKE BREAK YOUR BACK! (when collecting the cigar box)
  • DON'T ASK ME TO SHOW YOU NORMAL! (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)
  • (when collecting Stella's wig):
    • WIG PLEASE.
    • NEED THE WIG FOR A QUEST, ROBOTPANTS!
    • BLAME INNUENDOBOT, NOT THE MEAT MAN!
  • SLATHER MY PECS TO A SHEEN AND BURN MY EYES OUT WITH THEIR BRIGHTNESS! (when collecting the can of grease)
  • NEGATIVE NANCY HAD A THROAT BEFORE I TORE IT OUT! (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Krieg love him)

In Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax

  • CONFETTI MAN CAME FOR THE PARTY! (When finding Axton's assassin)
  • CAN I PARK MY BICYCLE HERE?! (When finding Gaige's assassin)
  • GIMME THAT POISON! I'LL DRINK IT DOWN AND BECOME THE BEAUTIFUL CENTER OF A HATE ESCALATOR! (When finding Maya's assassin)
  • PINATA TIME! (When finding Salvador's assassin)
  • HE WAS THERE FOR THE BIRTHING! HE BROUGHT THEM INTO THE METAL FUN PALACE SO SHE COULD START THE PARTY! (When finding Krieg's assassin)
  • MODERN ART! (When finding Zer0's assassin)
  • SALUTATIONS PSYCHO MAN I'M SORRY AS A SLICE WOUND SINCERELY SAMMY. (Reading message from Hammerlock)

Borderlands 3[]

Konrad's Hold logs[]

Log - Control
Inner voice: "I thought I could control it, I was getting close. I can't wait to see her again until-"

Outside voice: "NECKSNAP SONGS FOR THE GARBAGE PEOPLE."

Inner voice: "Yes, yes. But only for the garbage people. We do not kill the innocent."

Outside voice: "DIE, LITTLE MAN!"

Inner voice: "I'm not going anywhere. And I will take control... sooner or later."

Outside voice: "I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THE CASTRATION WRINGER."

Inner voice: "Just... work with me here, man. We can do this. You just need to listen to me a little bit more."

Outside voice: "I'LL RIP THE EARS FROM MY OWN SKULL AND EAT THEM RAW."

Inner voice: "I'll take that as a no."

Log - Old Life
Inner voice: "I kind of miss the thrill of the hunt. When we used to hunt down those fugitives and mercs for the highest bidder. Stalking and sneaking and tracking... we were a highly-trained predator."

Outside voice: "YOWLING MADNESS AT THE MIDDAY MOON."

Inner voice: "And now we're this. A ranting, rambling lunatic who can't go five minutes without screaming the word "blood"."

Outside voice: "CAN TOO!"

Inner voice: "Oh, you're actually listening? I thought you were just tuning me out-"

Outside voice: "BLOOD NIGHTMARE!"

Inner voice: "There it is. Well, it looks like I'm stuck with you. For now, at least."

Outside voice: "YOU WILL NOT RIP THE MEAT MAN FROM THE SMALL MAN."

Inner voice: "Apparently not."

Log - Cave
Inner voice: "It took years of work, but I can finally express myself-even if it's only in the silence of this cave."

Outside voice: "QUIET CAN SUCK A RAILROAD SPIKE THROUGH MY SKULL!"

Inner voice: "Lovely imagery. But of course you don't like it. There's no faces to slice open with a buzz axe. But trust me, it's for our own good that we-"

Outside voice: "TOUCHY-TOUCH WITH A WHIP CRACK ON MY OWN BACKSIDE."

Inner voice: "If we ever want to see her again, you're gonna have to learn to let me take over."

Outside voice: "NEVER WITH THE BLOOD SCREAM WILL WE?"

Inner voice: "Well, that's up to you. I guess. Can you keep to yourself?"

Outside voice: "BLAST OFF!"

Inner voice: "Yeah. We'll keep workin' on it."

Log - Stuck
Inner voice: "I don't know how long I have until it happens again. But I need to remember her. I need to remember her face. Maybe, if I can just hold on to that... some day I'll see her again, and I'll tell her-"

Outside voice: "RIPPING JAWBONES OFF THE TORTURE MEAT!"

Inner voice: "No! Damn it. Can't believe I'm still stuck with you after all this time!"

Outside voice: "NGH-NEVER SETTLING UNTIL THE DEAD BLOAT WRITHES INSIDE MY CARCASS."

Inner voice: "[Sigh] Till death do us part, huh? Terrific. Maybe we can work out some kind of shared custody situation with the-"

Outside voice: "SPIN-AXE IS ALWAYS THIRSTY FOR THE MEAT JUICE."

Inner voice: "Great. Well, at least I can finally speak a little bit. Even if it's only in here. Alone. Or at least, as alone as I can get."

Outside voice: "UGH! FRIENDS FOREVER, NOW SHUT UP!"

Log - I've Missed You
Inner voice: "Okay, let's practice. Just say, "I've missed you so much.""

Outside voice: "RGRGHHH. "I'VE... MISSED THE HELMSMAN WITH MY PARADE HARPOON!""

Inner voice: "So close. So close. Let's try it again. "I've missed you so much.""

Outside voice: ""I'VE GOT A SPIN-AXE WITH YOUR BLOOD ON IT!""

Inner voice: "Less... close. Maybe we can try another one. How about, "Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you.""

Outside voice: ""DON'T... DON'T BE A... DON'T BE A WALKING SKINSUIT OR I'LL RIP THE HOSES OFF YOUR CHEST!""

Inner voice: ""Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you""

Outside voice: ""DON'T... BE AFRAID. OR I'LL HURT YOU!""

Inner voice: "I'd call that progress."

Log - Revenge Poop
Inner voice: "I got my revenge on Hyperion... thought maybe I'd come back after that. But I'm still stuck with you. Grgh... am I ever gonna get out of this?"

Outside voice: "I HAVE TO POOP NOW!"

Inner voice: "So do it. Who's stoppin' you? At least I get some time to think while we're busy with that."

Outside voice: "DROPPING ANCHORS IN THE SICK PIT WITH FIERY RAINS."

Inner voice: "Sometimes there's a kind of poetry to your nonsense, isn't there? Even when it's about... that."

Outside voice: "TO COMPLETION!"

Inner voice: "Yes, yes. We're very proud of us."

The Splinterlands[]

Log - Entwined
Krieg: "UNJUST CALAMITY!"

Maya: "Easy, Krieg, it's okay. You heard what Lilith said. Sanctuary's gone, but we're all still Vault Hunters. Including you."

Krieg: "POOPED OUT BY THE VENGEFUL RICTUS!"

Maya: "You aren't just a psycho anymore. Not to me. Not to any of us."

Krieg: "A KNOTTED GUT? TWO KNIVES ENTWINED!"

Maya: "I can't stay. I have to go to Athenas. I left those people defenseless. And I have to know more about what I am. It feels... important."

Krieg: "TORN APART... from pretty lady."

Maya: "Don't worry, big guy. I'll be back. I promise."

Carnivora[]

Log - Psycho Lessons
Tina: "Okay, big guy, look. There's a bomb-ass bandit party goin' on over there and they're only lettin' in the CRAZIEST muckabluckas. Tina's gotta go undercover-so I need psycho lessons."

Krieg: "Lick the wombat! Flay until dawn!"

Tina: "Oh shit, are we-is that-are we startin'? Okay, okay, I-I got this, I got... Romance the wombat! Lick the sun!"

Krieg: "Subjugation for the mind-tickle. LICK the wombat! FLAY until DAWN!"

Tina: "Flick the cheddar biscuit! Become Shawn! Eh?"

Krieg: "LICK THE WOMBAT! FLAY UNTIL DAWN!"

Tina: "Lick the wombat! Flay until dawn!"

Krieg: "UNENDING CATASTROPHE!"

Tina: "I did it? Ha-HA, I did it! Lick the wombat! Lick the wombat! LICK THE WOMBAT! Hahahaha! Thanks, Krieg! I haven't had a good teacher since Roland, heh. You wanna come to the party? It's gonna be a rager!"

Krieg: "GNASH THE TEETH! POOP IN THE CHALICE! HA-HA!"

Tina: "Haha, yeah we will! Cover your chalices, Pandora!"

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