A screenshot of the BSOD in the Firehawk's lair. (Sorry about the crosshairs)
The text, as best I can read it:
So... hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your system's pretty hosed. Maybe if you'd downloaded less of that illegal Truxican porn, your machine wouldn't be all jacked up. You should probably be embarrassed.
If this is the first time you're seeing this, then it's only because no one else has caught you yet. Tell you what's gonna happen here... you're going to put a new graphisc (sic) card in me and scrap (sic) that gunk off my keyboard, and then maybe your search history won't accidentally be mailed to your grandma - you pickin up what I'm layin down?
********STOP****PLEASE GOD STOP******
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In the Firehawk's lair, one can find a "blue screen of death" with the message...