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Handsome Jack Here!
Handsome Jack Here! 1
Location Southern Shelf
Given By ECHO Recorder
Level 3
Rewards 80 XP, $63, Pistol
True Vault Hunter Mode
Level 35
Rewards 5184 XP, $2,375, Pistol
Game Borderlands 2
Mission Type Optional Mission

Handsome Jack Here! is a mission in Borderlands 2 where ECHO Recorders are collected. The ECHO Logs recount the story of Helena Pierce as she makes her way to Sanctuary on a commandeered train.



  • Find audio log.
  • Find next audio log.
  • Find final audio log.


Once the first audio log is played, a further three will be highlighted on the map. One is in a bullymong pile on a building's roof, one in a dumpster with a padlock that needs to be broken, and one in a storage space covered by sheet metal.


"Helena Pierce never reached Sanctuary."



  1. Helena Pierce: "We've hijacked the train that runs through The Dust. If all goes well, we should get to Sanctuary in a day's time. Hyperion hasn't diverted any troops from New Haven to pursue us, and a sandstorm has devoured their nearest frontier town. We just need - oh, damnit - everyone! Get away from the windows!"
  2. Handsome Jack: "Hey, everybody! How are ya? Jack here!"
    Wilhelm: "NOBODY MOVE."
    Helena Pierce: "What is the meaning of this?"
    Handsome Jack: "I'm sorry, what was your name?"
    Helena Pierce: "Pierce."
    Handsome Jack: "Well, Ms. Pierce - and please don't tell me it's 'Mrs. Pierce' and break my heart - this train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"
    Helena Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the -"
    Handsome Jack: "Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"
  3. Handsome Jack: "Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."
    Helena Pierce: "My husband gave me a skag pearl ring. The pearl released hunger-inducing pheromones."
    Handsome Jack: "Oh. You know what? I am so sorry. I - I just... Forgive me. Where's your husband now?"
    Helena Pierce: "He's dead."
    Handsome Jack: "That is a heartbreaker, but...[gunshot, followed by death scream] you got something in common with him now at least!"
  4. Handsome Jack: "Hohohoho... holy crap! Did you see her head? It was like - PBBLLT! Wilhelm? Kill these savages."
    Wilhelm: "UNDERSTOOD."
    [gunshots, followed by screams]


  • Mission Item: ECHO Recorder - "An audio log belonging to Helena Pierce, former administrator of New Haven.


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