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(Accept mission)

Lazlo: I released the infection for Mrs. Zarpedon -- she told me I had to stop everything, keep the Vault safe. I'm so sorry! I need you to rescue some of my friends. Freeze them, freeze the infection! Bring them back here. Hnnnnngh!

Lazlo: I have a freezeasy for you if you want to borrow it. Take it, TAKE IT!


(Pick up freezeasy)

Lazlo: Let me lead you to my friendsss! I locked them up until I could make them better -- BETTER!


(Follow Lazlo)

Lazlo: Freeze them to save them! Don't shoot them to hurt them!


(First friend frozen and shattered)

Lazlo: Oh nooo. It shattered? Grab its chunks so that I may honor them. I will honor them SO MUCH.


(Damage friends by anything else)

Lazlo: Not the regular bullets -- FREEZE them!

Lazlo: Cryo gun! Not regular gun!

Lazlo: No! FREEZE THEM!

Lazlo: They must be COLD to be saved!


(Pick up chunks)

Lazlo: Goodgoodgood. They are no longer infected and I may rebuild them one shining day. Continue.

Lazlo: Shatterrr! The infection weakens the bones. So sad.

  • Athena (if present): Uhhh, yeah.
  • Wilhelm (if present): Least you weren't born like that. I couldn't even play kickball without a break.
  • Nisha (if present): Uhh, yeah.
  • Claptrap (if present): Uhhh, yeah.
  • Jack2 (if present): Great! Fun conversation.
  • Aurelia (if present): Certainly. Whatever you say.

Lazlo: YOU ARE WISE TO AGREE!

(Collect 9 chunks)

Lazlo: Zarpedon said her infection would save the universe, but all I see are insane people and shattering meat chunks.

  • Athena (if present): Sounds like a rock band.
  • Wilhelm (if present): Sounds like a rock band.
  • Nisha (if present): Sounds like a rock band.
  • Claptrap (if present): Sounds like a rock band!
  • Jack2 (if present): That sounds like a reaaaaally crappy band name.
  • Aurelia (if present): Sounds like a musical group.

Lazlo: SAAAAAD! Sad.

(Collect last chunks)

Lazlo: There. Bring the chunks back -- CHUNKS BACK! -- so I may honor my fallen friends by making an igloo from them.


(Deliver chunks)

Lazlo: Yesss, thank you for delivering my friends to me. Friendship -- IMPORTANT!


(Turn in)

Lazlo: Thank you so much. Now it's time to end the infection once and for all!

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