Borderlands Wiki

Infinite Loop/Transcript

< Infinite Loop

4,628pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

Infinite Loop

(Accept mission)

Jack: I put a request into R&D to get you some super cool experimental weaponry, but they're telling me there's a holdup with their computer system. You wanna go check it out?

(Enter Automated Weapons Production)

DAN-TRP: I will sc-c-c-c-corch the pitiable beasts with my perfection and let them kneel -- Kneel! KNEEL! -- in worship of my omnipotence!

CLAP-9000: I was thinking we could bake cookies for everyone.

DAN-TRP: The only baking will be the corpses of those burned by my heavenly laser blasts. The cookies will be made of agony and blood.

CLAP-9000: I prefer chocolate chip. But that's me.

Jack: Ahhh, figures -- looks like those two claptraps are slowin' down production. Figure out what their deal is.

  • Athena (if present): What's going on here? I need weaponry and you two are holding up production.
  • Wilhelm (if present): What's the deal? Ain't you supposed to be making weapons for us?
  • Nisha (if present): What's a girl gotta do to get some experimental weaponry around here?
  • Claptrap (if present): Hellooo, fellow claptrap units! What's the hops? I need some new weapons!
  • Jack2 (if present): Clap-things -- aren't you supposed to be makin' some guns for me?
  • Aurelia (if present): I was told you'd have some lovely weaponry ready for me. Am I to understand that isn't the case?

CLAP-9000: I would love to make you a new weapon, but my colleague and I cannot agree on which weapon to produce next.

DAN-TRP: I caressed a laser weapon with my infinite wisdom and turned it into sensual perfection.

CLAP-9000: I made a grenade mod that fires snowballs. It's fun, Jack. It's fun for the whole family.

Jack: Oh, I've seen this before. These two are gonna argue forever unless you put a stop to it. Go find a restraining bolt.

CLAP-9000: Jack, I learned a song today. Uhn-tss. Uhn-tss. Uhn-tss. Drop. Wub wub. Uhn-tss. Uhn-tss.

DAN-TRP: S-S-S-SILENCE, insect. How can a worthless bucket of servos and idiocy -- IDIOCY! -- understand what truly makes a weapon? Can you even hope to compare to my understanding of destruc-struc-struc-struction?

CLAP-9000: Nahhhh.

(On way)

Jack: Hyperion used to manufacture all kinds of CL4P-TP personalities -- y'know, mean ones, irritating ones, sassy ones, irritating ones. I built those two with the "peaceful warrior" and "sexy megalomaniac" presets. Thought they'd work together and create some really wild stuff, but uh -- guess I was wrong.

(Use console)

Jack: That restraining bolt should deactivate one of the two claptraps back in the weapons lab. Head back and shut down whichever claptrap's weapon interests you the least, I guess.

(On way back)

Jack: Hey, careful with those restraining bolts, they're pretty valuable. Anything that can shut up a claptrap's in pretty high demand.

(Enter Automated Weapons Production)

DAN-TRP: CE-CE-CEASE! Cease your insane-sane babbling, or I will carve a novel into your ch-ch-ch-chassis.

CLAP-9000: I'm afraid I can't do that.

Jack: Plop the restraining bolt on one of 'em. Should shut them down temporarily.

CLAP-9000: Please do not restrain me, Jack. My snowball grenade has so much to give.

DAN-TRP: DESTROY-STROY him, and my perfect laser shall be yours, yours!

--- Option 1: Restrain DAN-TRP ---

DAN-TRP: How dare -- Dare! DARE! -- you, insect? My omnipotence...

CLAP-9000: Unfortunate. And yet, necessary. I have your snowball grenade. It is a great deal of fun.

Jack: Well, one less claptrap in the world, right?

(Turn in)

CLAP-9000: Most agreeable.

--- Option 2: Restrain CLAP-9000 ---

CLAP-9000: My mind is going. I can feeeel it...

DAN-TRP: A wise choice, in-in-in-insect. Your laser is ready, produced by my own magnificence.

Jack: Well, one less claptrap in the world, right?

(Turn in)

DAN-TRP: Boo-boo-booyah.

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki