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Innuendobot 5000 is an NPC in Borderlands 2 that supervises the Hyperion Circle of Slaughter. It is a Hyperion loader modified by Moxxi to add a sexual connotation to everything it says. Innuendobot also plays a role in the Headhunter mission Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre, first as the pastor in the Zaford-Hodunk wedding and later when it develops a desire to find true love.

Missions

Borderlands 2

  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 1
  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 2
  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 3
  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 4
  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 5

Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre

Appearances

Quotes

Welcome

  • "Welcome to the Circle of Slaughter. Moxxi has reprogrammed me for tournament hosting and sexual innuendos. You could almost say she increased my [hard] drive. Flirtatious eyebrow raise."

Round begin

  • "Be careful. You could face [stiff] competition. Wink-nudge-wink."
  • "This combat will be [long] and [hard]. Wink."
  • "Here is a [tip]: do not die."
  • "The round is almost upon us. I will deliver [oral] encouragement."
  • "The Circle of Slaughter is beginning. No more [foreplay]."

Countdown

  • "Five! Four! Three! Two! One!"

Round commence

  • "Sex!"
  • "I am just getting started."
  • "Time to [explode]."
  • "Prepare to be [penetrated] with bullets."
  • "Stand [erect] and prepare for combat."

Done 50%

  • "You are 50% complete."
  • "You are halfway there."
  • "50% completion reached."

Done 75%

  • "The combat is 75% complete."
  • "Only 25% remaining."
  • "You are three-fourths done with this round."

Done almost

  • "[Ohh, ohh.] You are almost there."
  • "So close. So very close."
  • "Keep going. [Do not stop. Do not stop.]"

Lost 1st co-op contestant

  • "One contestant has [gone down] on the enemies."
  • "A warrior has faltered [prematurely]."
  • "A gladiator has been defeated. [Penises.]"

Lost 2nd co-op contestant

  • "Two down. One more and it will be a real party."
  • "Another contestant has faltered."
  • "Another fighter has [gone down]."

Lost 3rd co-op contestant

  • "A [threesome] of gladiators have fallen."
  • "It is a veritable [orgy] of gladiator death out there."
  • "It was a [tight squeeze], but the third gladiator has [climaxed]."

Round lost

  • "You have failed to perform."
  • "Do not worry. It happens to a lot of gladiators."
  • "You have suffered [premature] defeat."
  • "How un-arousing."
  • "Frustrating."

Round won

  • "What a spectacular [climax]."
  • "Quite a [happy ending]."
  • "You are a [master] of com[bate]."
  • "You know how to [please] a crowd."
  • "Oh baby. You are the best."

Turn in

  • "Please tell Moxxi to remove my sexual innuendo circuits. I hate them."
  • "Every sexual pun I speak is like the pain of a thousand needles entering my mind."
  • "I long for the sweet embrace of nothingness."
  • "Sex. Sexxx, sex, sex. Sex, sex. Sex. Sex."
  • "That was a [master]ful performance."