Innuendobot 5000 is an NPC in Borderlands 2 that supervises the Hyperion Circle of Slaughter. It is a Hyperion loader modified by Moxxi to add a sexual connotation to everything it says. Innuendobot also plays a role in the Headhunter mission Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre, first as the pastor in the Zaford-Hodunk wedding and later when it develops a desire to find true love.


Borderlands 2

  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 1
  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 2
  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 3
  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 4
  • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 5

Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre



  • "Welcome to the Circle of Slaughter. Moxxi has reprogrammed me for tournament hosting and sexual innuendos. You could almost say she increased my HARD drive. Flirtatious eyebrow raise."
  • "What a spectacular CLIMAX."
  • "Quite a HAPPY ENDING."
  • "Prepare to be penetrated with bullets."
  • "Stand erect and prepare for combat."
  • "You know how to please a crowd."
  • "Sex sex sex sex sex sex."
  • "Keep going. Do not stop. Do not stop."
  • "The circle of slaughter is beginning. No more foreplay."
  • "This combat will be LONG and HARD. Wink."
  • "You have suffered premature defeat."
  • "The round is almost upon us. I will deliver oral encouragement."
  • "Every sexual pun I speak is like the pain of a thousand needles entering my mind."