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(Accept mission)

Springs: I need you to help me make some inspirational posters.

  • Athena (if present): I'm sorry?
  • Wilhelm (if present): What?
  • Nisha (if present): Huh?
  • Claptrap (if present): Do what now?
  • Jack2 (if present): Um... what?
  • Aurelia (if present): Come again?

Springs: Did my accent throw you off? I meant to say: "I need y'all to help me fix up some inspirational posters, y'all. Donuts, cowboys, homophobia." They sell like hotcakes on the black market, and I've already run out of kitten posters! Head to one of my jump pads.

(Approach jump pad)

Springs: I've set up a bunch of cameras at the apex of your jump. I just need you to get airborne and say something inspirational.

  • Athena (if present): Uhhh...
  • Wilhelm (if present): Uhhh...
  • Nisha (if present): Uhhh...
  • Claptrap (if present): Uhhh...
  • Jack2 (if present): Uhmmm...
  • Aurelia (if present): I'm not quite getting, er...

Springs: Sorry -- "say something inspirational, y'all."

(Use jump pad)

  • Athena (if present): Uh, the sky's the limit? Or something?
  • Wilhelm (if present): No.
  • Nisha (if present): Always aim for the skull.
  • Claptrap (if present): Believe in your dreeeeeams!
  • Jack2 (if present): Hnngahh, I'm nauseous! Ngh...
  • Aurelia (if present): Legendaries are a girl's best friend.

Springs: Alright, cool. This time, I'll throw up a couple of targets. try to shoot them before you land and it'll make for an even better poster. And say something inspirational again.

(Missing the targets)

Springs: Almost! Just gotta blast both the targets. Let's try again.

(Shooting the targets)

  • Athena (if present): Um... always hit what you aim at?
  • Wilhelm (if present): No.
  • Nisha (if present): Blap blap.
  • Claptrap (if present): Follow your heart!
  • Jack2 (if present): Oh god, I'm seriously scared of heights!
  • Aurelia (if present): Money can't buy love, but it CAN buy an awful lot of weapons training.

Springs: Good, good! Now, big finale time. get into the air, then slam down on that pressure pad by crouching. Then say something cool and look as badass as possible.

(Butt-slamming pad)

  • Athena (if present): Athena, out.
  • Wilhelm (if present): No.
  • Nisha (if present): Howdy, partner.
  • Claptrap (if present): Hellooo, travelers!
  • Jack2 (if present): BWRRPHHHTT! -- Urgggh, I wanna go home...
  • Aurelia (if present): Tally ho, darling.

Springs: Alright, that was cool. Now turn on the printer, and it should spit out your posters.

(Turn on printer)

Springs: Lovely stuff! Come on back.

(Turn in)

Springs: There was no film in the cameras!

Springs: Just kidding. Joke. Don't freak out.

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