|Character Type||Enemy (boss)|
|Voice Actor||Luci Christian|
Laney, at one time, found herself to be the unwilling love interest of Scooter. In order to avoid Scooter's advances, Laney joined the Rats and turned to a life of cannibalism, which seemed better by comparison. Scooter employs the Vault Hunters in an attempt to win her back with gifts of flowers and cold pizza.
- Main article: The Cold Shoulder
- "Flowerssss? Pizza? It is sssso kind of you to bring me such giftssss... perhaps I was wrong to join the ratssss."
- After the mission is complete, Laney may be farmed for the Gub.
- Laney and her midget companions are a reference to "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
- In contradiction to the description which Scooter provides, Laney is bald.