Laney, at one time, found herself the unwilling love interest of Scooter. Choosing to escape his advances, she joined the Rats and turned to a life of cannibalism. Scooter employs the Vault Hunters in an attempt to win her back with gifts of flowers and cold pizza.
- Main article: The Cold Shoulder
- "Flowerssss? Pizza? It is sssso kind of you to bring me such giftssss... perhaps I was wrong to join the ratssss."
- After completing the mission, Laney may be farmed for the Gub.
- Laney and her midget companions are a reference to "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
- In contradiction to the description which Scooter provides, surprisingly, Laney is bald.