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Mr. Torgue: QUEST TIME, HUMPADUMP! A DANGEROUS MONSTER whom you should kill is hiding out nearby. END OF QUEST BRIEFING!
(Arriving at lair)
DATVAULTHUNTR: Hey. Another Vault Hunter. You here to kill the monster, too?
HEADSHOTZ: Well buzz off! He only spaws like every ten minutes and we were here first!
E-SPORTS: 420 E-SPORTS LOLOLOL!
DATVAULTHUNTR: Get ready everybody -- it's spawning!
Torgue: What?! Now we'll have to wait FIVE MINUTES for it to respawn! THIS IS TRULY OUR DARKEST HOUR!
E-SPORTS: E-SPORTS 240 SPEEDRUNZ!
Torgue: IDEA! If you make those other players rage quit, you can just kill the monster yourself! If you kill one of 'em with melee, headshot another with a sniper rifle, and desecrate the last one's corpse, they'll definitely ragequit!