(Vault Hunter accepts the mission.)
Mordecai: Bloodwing's dead, Jack's nearly got the Vault open... I dunno about you, but I need a drink. Or, more like a lot of drinks. The Hodunks run rakk-ale out of The Dust -- blast the kegs off one of their booze runners and get 'em for me.
(Mission objectives update: Pick up kegs o'beer: 0/10)
(Vault Hunter travels to the Dust, picks upa vehicle, and starts chasing Moonshiner runner.)
Hodunk Bootlegger: They're after the rakkahol! Don't let 'em shoot the booze crates!
(As the Vault Hunter shoots kegs off the runner and collects them ...)
Moxxi: Mordecai plans on sucking down more rakk-ale, huh? Did the same thing after he and I split up, poor kid. Bring me the booze instead and I'll give you my prized revolver, Rubi.
Mordecai: Woah woah woah -- Moxxi's giving YOU Rubi if you give her my booze?! The friggin' -- that bimbo lost Rubi years ago and I found it! She wouldn't even have it if it weren't for me! No-no-no, bring ME the booze, and I'll give you one of my old sniper rifles.
Mordecai: Moxxi ever tell you who she dumped me for? Huh? Jack! I win the Underdome, I find Rubi, and bam -- she drops me for the biggest fascist Pandora has ever seen!
Moxxi: Hey, until he set all those people on fire, Jack seemed like a pretty nice guy! It's not my fault Mordecai was more interested in pluckin' his bird's feathers than plucking... my... dammit, I'm so angry I can't even come up with a sexy innuendo!
(Vault Hunter collects 10 kegs.)
(Mission objectives update: Bring beer to Mordecai -OR- Bring beer to Moxxi)
Mordecai: You got 'em all! Now bring 'em to me, and I'll give you my rifle!
Moxxi: No, no -- bring the booze to ME instead of that alcoholic bird-lover, and I'll give you Rubi.
(Vault Hunter returns to Sanctuary and brings beer to Mordecai.)
Mordecai: I'm a better shot when I'm drunk, anyway.
(Vault Hunter returns to Sanctuary and brings beer to Moxxi.)
Moxxi: Here's Rubi. Treat her well.