Shiv-Spike was a radio operator on the Buccaneer's Bacchanal. Unfortunately for him, he has posed something of an annoyance to the crew of the ship, and so Captain Scarlett ordered his execution. Mercer, the ship's cook, lashed him to a plank with the intention of feeding him to sand worms, but Shiv-Spike also smells like the inside of a dead skag so even the sand worms won't eat him. The only remaining solution is for Shiv-Spike to be smeared in a condiment to mask the stench, and thus an expedition for such a substance ensues.
- "I WILL PUKE BLOOD INTO YOUR SOUL!"
- "YOUR LUNGS WILL HOLD MY FUTURE CHILDREN!"
- "I AM A SENTIENT COLLECTION OF HATRED AND FECES!"