(Approach HON3Y-POT)

HON3Y-POT: Ah, zolotse! There you are my little pussy tiger! Come to meeee! Come!

HON3Y-POT: Zolotse! Here I am! Did you bring me my mittens?

HON3Y-POT: Why do you spurn me, my sweet? I have the tickets you ask me to get.

(Accept mission)

HON3Y-POT: Yes, I love you so much too my little, tork-whisker! I have gift for you, you like very much. Gift is cheap. Is deal?

(Pay 200 Moonstones)

HON3Y-POT: Excellent. I try to complete Alpha Mission, look for long time in tundra, but find nothing. I quit -- desktop gig better than this! Take code and find mission equipment stash.

  • Athena (if present): Umm... okay.
  • Wilhelm (if present): Yeah. Thanks. Babe.
  • Nisha (if present): Sure, okay.
  • Claptrap (if present): Oh, SCORE!
  • Jack2 (if present):  Uhh… yeah. Sure. Can do.
  • Aurelia (if present): Odd sort of machine.

HON3Y-POT: Wait! You're not my contact! Dammit, you can't trust anyone.

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