HON3Y-POT: Ah, zolotse! There you are my little pussy tiger! Come to meeee! Come!
HON3Y-POT: Zolotse! Here I am! Did you bring me my mittens?
HON3Y-POT: Why do you spurn me, my sweet? I have the tickets you ask me to get.
HON3Y-POT: Yes, I love you so much too my little, tork-whisker! I have gift for you, you like very much. Gift is cheap. Is deal?
(Pay 200 Moonstones)
HON3Y-POT: Excellent. I try to complete Alpha Mission, look for long time in tundra, but find nothing. I quit -- desktop gig better than this! Take code and find mission equipment stash.
- Athena (if present): Umm... okay.
- Wilhelm (if present): Yeah. Thanks. Babe.
- Nisha (if present): Sure, okay.
- Claptrap (if present): Oh, SCORE!
- Jack2 (if present): Uhh… yeah. Sure. Can do.
- Aurelia (if present): Odd sort of machine.
HON3Y-POT: Wait! You're not my contact! Dammit, you can't trust anyone.