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Jack: Hey. I've been tinkering with a new AI routine for our loader buddies. Need to test it out, though -- go ahead and find me a robot and get it to a recharge station so I can upload the new hotness.
Jack: There's one! Just send him to a charging station so I can completely destroy his personality and give him a new one. But, like, y'know -- not in an evil way.
Loader: Returning to charging station.
Jack: Alright, just follow him and make sure he gets there safe.
(Loader is damaged)
Jack: They're damaging the bot!
(Loader reaches charge station)
Loader: Docking with charge station.
Jack: Alrighty! I'm uploading his new AI...
Loader: Downloading new AI. Dahl soldiers detected.
Jack: Friggin' figures. Just protect him until it's done.
Loader: AI download at twenty percent.
Loader: AI download at forty percent.
Loader: AI download at sixty percent.
Loader: AI download at eighty percent.
Loader: AI download complete.
Jack: Just run the new program on the loader to test it out. Time for him to show his swag.
Loader: NEW AI INSTALLED. I... FEEL... THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR. (explodes)
Jack: That... kinda worked? Actually, now the AI is in the system so I can just... tweak the code. All the bots in the area should have a less-stupid version of that program. Go activate a few and they should do something awesome.
(Activate loader #1)
Loader: SEEKING TARGETS.
Jack: Perfect! Any maintenance bot you see from now on will do that if you just activate 'em! Anyway, come on back when you're done.
(Activate loader #3)
Loader: BOOM BOOM BOOM.
Player Character: Weyo! (All characters have the same text)
Tassiter: Jack, did you just submit a request for a patent on... exploding, suicidal robots? What the hell are you thinking?
Jack: Thaaaaat it'd be awesome?