Lazlo: The madness came from the bugs. Parasites-sees! Inhabits our tissues, squirms in our heads -- you have to stop the infestation for GOOD?! Invade the burrow and pop -- POP! -- some bugs.
(Find lost ECHO recorder - optional objectives, can be discovered in any order)
- Lazlo's ECHO: Good morning, my pretties! What shall we learn today? Jumping through flaming hoops? Tightrope Walking? Brain burrowing? Just kidding! No brain burrowing for you, sillies. You are the dawn of a new era of symbiotic companions!
- Lazlo's ECHO: I'm... so... sorry. Zarpedon ordered it. She... said it was for the good of everyone! That only her infection could save the Vault! I'm sorry, my pretties, but I must... let you go. For all our sakes. Be free, my beautiful buglets! Prance away into the night! Don't forget me!
- Lazlo's ECHO: So it seems -- hnggg -- my project to turn brain bugs into fun for the whole family -- HNNRRRG! -- didn't work. Released into the wild, they regained their natural instinct to burrow. And they are -- HRRRRNGGG! FLESHTATERS! -- excuse me. As they are a species of neurovorous parasite, they, um -- rapidly infested the entire section, AKA, the infection Zarpedon was talking about. She -- hnngngggg -- tricked me. I'm initiating quarantine protocols... while I still can!
- Lazlo's ECHO: Anointed with ooze, you, proper offering of flesh. Dish best served warm -- HNNG -- youuu!
- Lazlo's ECHO: TWIST BONES! BREAK FLESH! I'm SOOO hungry! MY PRETTIES ARE INFESTED WITH BRAINS.
(Enter bug burrow)
Lazlo: They live -- FEED! -- in the detritus. Rust is LIFE! LIFE is meat for the bugs.
(Find brain bugs)
Lazlo: I see them! BUGS! Kill the bugs! Stop the brains from bugging!
(Shoot 1 brain bug)
Lazlo: That's it! Stop the infection! Pop the pestilence!
(Shoot 4 brain bugs)
Lazlo: BULLETS TOO MUCH LIKE TICKLES! Must pop with hands. Squish.
(Melee 1 brain bug)
Lazlo: Pop, squish, hit. Feeeeel the juices. So tasty.
(Melee 4 brain bugs)
Lazlo: HNNNNNNG! Pop them! Pop them pop them pop their juices! Use your butt slam!
(Stomp 1 brain bug)
Lazlo: Hnnngggghhhhh! MORE!
(Stomp 4 brain bugs)
Lazlo: Not working. NOT WORKING! Hnnng. SEE THE BREEZE! Feel the rainbow. Never forgive her. VENTILATE THE AIR!
Lazlo: SHE! It's her fault, I sweaaar! They choke, wheeze between my ears. Don't! Stop! Stop the infection from breathing!
Lazlo: That's enough! You've stopped the infestation or something! Come back, quickly!
Lazlo: You feeling alright?
- Athena (if present): Something's... wrong.
- Wilhelm (if present): Hrnghh... I feel weird.
- Nisha (if present): The hell? Everything's all... weird.
- Claptrap (if present): My CPU seems to be... infected! OWW!
- Jack2 (if present): Hooookay, yeah, don't feel right -- urk... hng.
- Aurelia (if present): Eughhh... I feel DECIDEDLY unladylike... urgnhh...
Lazlo: Delicious... delicious!
Lazlo: IT WAS A RUSE ALL ALONG! I'M SUPER INTO EATING PEOPLE! It's too bad you couldn't marinate for longer -- you would have been more delicious! YAAAAAAAH! (attacks)
Lazlo: Yess, YESSS! Come deeper! Just try to get me, you piece of meat!
Lazlo: They will devour your brain, and then I will devour YOU! I DARE you to follow me into the den of madness!
Lazlo: Noooo! My well thought-out plaaaaan!
Lazlo (on ECHO): She slithers in my head, orders the flesh, but who serves who?! Hrrgh! She served me YOU!