what is haiku 2.0?

rules are as follows:

1. 7 3 7 (syllables or no)
2. one line has to include a cliche or meme
3. must be aggressive, abusive and/or insulting
4. emoticons, shorthand and /x are equivalent to one syllable or one no

example

we want seven words asshole. got that schmuck. no more & no less, done deal.

why is folks so dumb, i mean? what the fuck? cant we all just get along?

2^nd opinion

• don't think you've got enough time
  • I don't poems
• Or grammar. Why u undo me, fag? )^{From our very own nohara laddies & germs. Give him a hand!}(

example re: blands

moxxi's got nice curves n'est–ce pas? for a MILF? if you know what ahm sayin.

2^nd opinion

• you just get your murder on
  • slash facepalm
• Hemorhoids wrapped in bacon

)^{Also from the lovely and talented NOhara24 High-five! No one?}(

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