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Gebraheel December 15, 2009 User blog:Gebraheel

Mordecai is sexy.  Not in the sexy I wanna rape you kinda way.  But in the I carry a freaking sword and a sniper rifle around kinda sexy.  In the, "I'm going to shoot you, you, you, you, aaaannnnnd.... you.  Then I'm going to stab you" and do it all before breakfast kinda sexy.

You want a man who can sit down with a rifle and take out half the Crimson Lance and reload once.  Get yerself a big ol bowl of Mordecai.

Headshots, they're what's for dinner.

Gebraheel 18:55, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

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