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The Milkman

aka Kenneth Cummings

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November 1, 2011
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    An Ode to Sledge

    October 28, 2012 by The Milkman

    So. Way back when I wrote a terrible poem about Sledge, the badass who drops the best gun in the history of the omniverse. I put it on my profile a year ago, and now, for no obtainable reason, I decided to put in blog form. Be sure to leave lots of comments on how sucky it is! That's the most important part.

    An ode to Sledge:

    You went fucking nuts, I spilled your guts

    Your hammer was big, you looked like a pig

    You had half a brain, the other half insane

    You stomped on Pandora's sands, you ruled the Badlands

    Though you never wrote a will, your legend lives still

    You weighed a ton, you were bigger than Jotun

    Your life is done, but the ride was fun

    My greatest prize I have won: your badass shotgun

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